The Red Mist Guide to

Car Acronyms

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AUDI:

  • Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
  • Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
  • Automobile Under Demonic Influence
  • Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
  • Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
  • Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
  • All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW:

  • Big Money Works
  • Bought My Wife
  • Brutal Money Waster
  • Break My Window
  • Break My Windshield
  • Babbling Mechanical Wench
  • Beastly Monstrous Wonder
  • Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
  • Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
  • Barely Moving Wreck
  • Big Man's Willie
  • Big Money Waste
  • Big Money. Why?
  • Big Money Works
  • Born Moderately Wealthy
  • Breaks Most Wrenches
  • Bring Many Wrenches
  • Brings Me Women
  • Brings More Women
  • Broken Money Waster
  • Broke My Wallet
  • Broken Monstrous Wonder
  • Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
  • Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
  • Bavarian Manure Wagon

CHEVROLET:

  • Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
  • Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
  • Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
  • Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
  • Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

FIAT:

  • Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
  • Fix It Again, Tony
  • Fix It Again, Tomorrow
  • Fix It All the Time
  • Found In A Toilet
  • Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD:

  • Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
  • Fix Or Repair Daily
  • Found On Road Dead
  • Found On Road Dumped
  • Fast Only Rolling Downhill
  • First On Race Day
  • First On Recall Day
  • Fabricated Of Refried Dung
  • Fails On Rainy Days
  • Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
  • Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
  • Fault Of R&D
  • Finally Obsolete Racing Device
  • Fireball On Rear Denting
  • First On Road to Dump
  • First On Rust and Deterioration
  • Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
  • Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
  • Foot On Road Decelerates
  • Forced On Reluctant Drivers
  • Formed Of Rejected DNA
  • Forwarded Once; Return Denied
  • Forward Only; Reverse Defective
  • Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
  • Fork Over Repair Dough
  • Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
  • Free Or Reduced Drastically
  • Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
  • Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
  • Funny Old Rattling Dump
  • Found Out-Right Dangerous
  • Future Of Racings Delight

GM:

  • General Maintenance
  • Great Mistake
  • Garbage Motors
  • Generally Miserable
  • Grossly Misconceived
  • Gluteus Maximus
  • Good Money
  • Goofy's Manufacturing
  • Gone Mental

HONDA:

  • Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
  • Had One Never Did Again
  • Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
  • Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
  • Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
  • History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
  • How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
  • PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes

HYUNDAI:

  • Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP:

  • Just Eats Every Part
  • Just Empty Every Pocket
  • Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
  • Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
  • Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts

KIA:

  • Kick It Around
  • Kick It Again
  • Killed In Action

LOTUS:

  • Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

MAZDA:

  • Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG:

  • Money Guzzler
  • Mostly Garaged
  • Major Goof
  • MGB: Might Go Backwards
  • MGB: Might Go, But . . .
  • MGB: Motor Going Bad
  • MGF: Might Go Forward

MUSTANG:

  • Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
  • Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
  • Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
  • Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 

PINTO:

  • Put In Nickel To Operate
  • Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
  • Put In New Transmission Often
  • Pushed In Neutral Too Often

PORSCHE:

  • Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
  • Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

SAAB:

  • Send Another Automobile Back
  • Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
  • Sad Attempt At Beauty
  • Sorry Auto, Always Broken
  • Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU:

  • Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:

  • Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
  • Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
  • The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH:

  • This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
  • Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

TR:

  • Tools Required

VOLVO:

  • Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW:

  • Vintage Wreck
  • Virtually Worthless