What really Grinds my Gears

As we've got no more for a while, I'll make some more up....

  • Turnips. They disgust me....
  • Bodykitted Puntos. I even saw one with WRC graphics. As if all that weight helps make it go faster....
  • The Symbian OS on the new Nokia phones. I much preferred the old Nokia system, and it didn't crash half as much as the "new & improved" crappy one
  • Airline food. Oh, I really LOVE the brown lettuce, and two week old bread....
  • Rude people. Karma does happen.
  • Illegal recce. Giving all of rallying a bad name...
  • Fad Diets. Loosing weight is simple, take in less calories than you burn during the day. Simple as that! Now, pass the batter burger.....
  • Soap operas. They have gone so far fetched, that they don't reflect life any more. After all, does anybody live in a place that is like Constipation Street, Fair Shitty or Eastendaws....
  • Computers, especially when they crash, and you loose about 5,000 hours of work....
  • Microsoft Vista. STOP HOLDING MY HAND! I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO! STOP ASKING ME IF I WANT TO DO IT................
  • Bebo & My facebrook addicts. Friends work in the real world also.......

 

Campers version.

  • FAST LANE HOGGERS!!!! God, learn the rules on the road AND USE YOUR MIRRORS!
  • Junk mail. This website gets over 500 pieces of junk mail a day, and we're all happy with the size of our "John Thomas" and we don't want to help Bankers to deposed African Presidents who have 200 Million to get out of the country. Thanks all the same.
  • Boy Racers. Putting a stupid bodykit on a 1.2 Punto does NOT increase performance, only reduces it!
  • Work. Self explanatory, really
  • Txt spk. Jesus, LEARN TO SPELL PEOPLE!!! Send me a txt spk message and I'll delete it without reading it.
  • Spectators at rallies who spout bull. You're impressing nobody with tales of your 700hp Escort that your buddy had but sold it because he didn't like the colour.
  • Brussels' Sprouts
  • Queue Skippers. What goes around, comes around!
  • TV Talent Search & Reality shows. Please, can somebody please take them off the air!
  • Chain emails. Like I'd really believe them....
  • The current "Healthy Living" thing that is being crammed into us by the media. The human race has survived for millions of years, it'll survive the unhealthy health craze

Macca's Ones

  • People who don't move their car in busy petrol stations when they go in to pay.
  • People who pay for something like bread with their credit card.
  • People who hog the fast lane.
  • Women who when they get their change at a counter and put it in their little coin purse, then into a main purse, then into a hand bag before putting everything into a shopping bag while the queue grows ever longer.
  • Carrot cake.
  • Boy racers, God almighty ye can't race in Puntos. (One guy always has a Skyline)
  • Drivers who give marshals grief at junctions when they're spectating.
  • Shiny tar.
  • People who chat like an old friend when they see you just because you gave them chewing gum four years ago 'cos they don't recognise anyone else.
  • God almighty comb-over's are ridiculous. Just accept what is happening to you and try to keep the shine down.
  • American war movies. (Oh God oh God whose gonna win).