Tag lines

Here are some of the better lines that have been used. Feel free to email us with more

Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.

I fought the lawn, and the lawn won!

Life in a vacuum sucks

You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless mailed

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever.

"Suicide Hotline...please hold."

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing..

Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up.

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?

hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?

Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.

ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Conserve energy... fart in a jar

Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy..

I can please only one person per day.

Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

Frogs have it easy. They can eat what bugs them.

Where there's smoke, you'll find my wife cooking dinner.

Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them.

Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.

Me, Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

 I was only looking at your name tag, honest.

Quick, call a witch doctor! My witch is sick.

Strip mining prevents forest fires.

Endless Love: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names.

Forget the Joneses. I can't keep up with the Simpsons.

Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for cash and valuable prizes.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door # 2.

For Sale: Taliban rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard.

Hangover: The wrath of grapes.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

Life is Uncertain... Eat dessert first!

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Dont hate me because I'm beautiful - hate me because your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful!

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

You can't scare me. I drive a school bus!

Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.

I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

Smile, everyone loves a moron.

My family puts the "fun" back in dysFUNctional.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!

My computer NEVER cras...DOH!.

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

How does Avon find so many women willing to take orders?

Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.

My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.

Sometimes you're the bug, and sometimes you're the windshield.. Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please!.

I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Some of these have been seen before in emails I received, others are ones I have seen, and the rest are ones I heard in the pub!