FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
I am the bearer of sad news. One of our leading members (that is what we tell him) has gone all sensible on us. Basically, Macca has sold the Integra, and replaced it with one of the most boring cars ever designed, a Toyota Avensis!
Now, as you can see from the above picture, he seems to like it! So now, RedMistMotorsport.com has decided that the car does not convey the correct image of our lot (ie reliable, clean and sensible, we are not!) and as such, we are launching a fundraising effort so that Macca can buy a proper car.
Money can be emailed to us or it can be left under the third rock from the left in the car park.
Please support this campaign, as we don't want Macca to suffer from SWS (speed withdrawl sickness), a terrible illness that leaves the victim boring and a slow ass driver!
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